Tell it about the couple
Everything is pre-filled with a sample so you can run it straight away. Change what you like — the toast only uses what's in these boxes.
About 60 seconds of speech, roughly 150 words.
What lands here
Run Write my toast on the first tab and this page fills in, in this order:
- 01The PDF — a print-and-fold card with the toast set in large type, at the top of the page.
- 02The toast itself — the full speech, readable at arm's length on a phone.
- 03Delivery notes and craft sources — where to pause, what to cut if the room is loud.
While it works you'll see the real stage it's on — first Checking toast craft…, then Writing your toast… — and your notes stay exactly as you typed them.
How it works
It writes from your notes and nothing else — no invented anecdotes, no borrowed jokes about the in-laws.
- You give it the couple, your role, your notes, a tone and the date.
- It checks a small library of toast craft — structure, timing, what makes a room laugh.
- It writes roughly 150 words: about 60 seconds spoken at a comfortable pace.
- It sets the same words in a PDF you can print or keep open on your phone.
Questions
How specific should my notes be?
Very. "They're lovely people" produces a toast about nobody. One dated detail — a rainy hike, a three-legged dog, a six-hour drive with soup — gives it something real to land on.
Which tone should I pick?
Funny aims for two laughs and one sincere close. Heartfelt is warm and steady. Short and sweet comes in near 35 seconds — good for a loud room or a nervous speaker.
Can I change it after?
Yes. Edit your notes on the first tab and run it again — your previous toast stays on screen until the new one is ready.
Will it use jokes about the couple I didn't mention?
No. It only uses what you wrote in the notes box, plus your role and the date.